Saturday, March 27, 2010

Online Profile of the Week

While I can appreciate his honesty, you probably should wait a bit before mentioning this:

"I was just released after serving 4 years in state prison for bad checks. I feel that I need to share this as the very first thing because I want you to know that I come with that baggage."

Right.

Thursday, March 25, 2010

I'm baaaaaaaaaaack!

Ok, my loyal blogger following (who knew?) has requested that I start posting again. It's heartwarming to know that people actually read this thing and I promise that I'll be better going forward.

Let's see.

I'd love to tell you that in the two months I haven't posted that I've fallen madly in love with a hot J. Crew model and we're totally moving in together as soon as his lease is up...but well, that would be a bold-faced lie.

Instead I've done the following:
1. Become an eHarmony dropout. My three months of cheap rates were coming to an end and I'm not paying $40 a month for me to figure out that the guys in DC suck.
2. Signed up for Match.com while I was vulnerable and the damn thing was on sale. So far, not much has come of it but it's only been a week.
3. Revamped my profile but I still think it's missing something. Or maybe it's the lack of pictures. Anyway, I would love an honest critique so email me if you'd like to see it and maybe you can help me get more people interested.

So that's really it. I just got an email that JDate is looking for a blogger. You get a free subscription and I think I might just be witty enough to enter. Who says you can't triple-dip your online dating sites?

Ok, it's past my dinner time and no one wants to be around me when I'm hungry.

Thanks again for reading, you crazy kids.

Love and other indoor sports,
Ally